So I am completing my 2nd straight day of Burn ICU call. I shit you not, we have had exactly zero admissions. In fact, I have only been called 1 time at home with a stupid question from an intern. Talk about a white cloud.
I am thoroughly convinced that 99% of people that get burned were doing something stupid. Whether it was smoking in the car with a can of gas on the front seat next to them or dickheads trying to steal copper from electrical substations and touched the wrong wire, Darwin could not be happier seeing his natural selection in work.
Now I am not talking about these brave men and women soldiers, marines, air and seamen that we get back from the war. In that case, they were injured by some chicken shit jackoff usually planting an IED and running away, not even being men enough to stand up and fight.
So in closing, thank you central Texas for not being dumbasses the last few days, you may continue starting 0600 tomorrow. And remember, lighter fluid and gas are not the same so if you use it to light your Weber.....stop, drop, and just lie there 'cus now you're the grill. S'mores anyone?
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